PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon